This weekend I am facing one of my greatest fears and least-favorite shopping excursions...that's right ladies, it's even worse than bra-shopping and more embarrassing than checking out at Target, buying boxes of super plus tampons when there is a young, super-cute cashier boy on the line...
What is this horrible activity?
Bathing. Suit. Shopping.
ACK
I am rewarding myself with a pedicure when I finish, otherwise I'll never go and it'll be like last summer when I had to get a new suit and put it off til June and found NOTHING except hysterical laughter while Ruthie and pawed through 4-6 stores looking for suits. Don't get me wrong, the hysterical laughter was enjoyable, but the lack of bathing suit choices royally sucked.
Sigh.
Here we go again...
What is this horrible activity?
Bathing. Suit. Shopping.
ACK
I am rewarding myself with a pedicure when I finish, otherwise I'll never go and it'll be like last summer when I had to get a new suit and put it off til June and found NOTHING except hysterical laughter while Ruthie and pawed through 4-6 stores looking for suits. Don't get me wrong, the hysterical laughter was enjoyable, but the lack of bathing suit choices royally sucked.
Sigh.
Here we go again...
Hoping I look less like this: 
And more like this:
But in reality, I will most likely leave the store(s) looking something akin to this:
Wish me luck!
bahahahahahahahah!!!!!
ReplyDeleteooohhh the hilarity! :D :D
remember the sternum exibitor?
and the pushing certain body parts under your armpits one??
hahahahahha! :D wayyy too much fun!!
but good luck this time!! i wish i could go!!
and i love the use of illustrations :D :D
love you friend <3 <3
ohmygosh that suit that pushed my boobs under my armpits and exposed my entire sternum was amazingly horrible! remember the one that was like a mock-turtleneck nun-suit? HAH!
ReplyDeletehahahaha!! yes!! i think the nun suit made me snort laugh into a rack of cardigans!!! ohhhh my gooooossshhh how were there SO many ridiculously horrifying swimsuits in so many different stores all in one day??? :D :D
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