Fiona in January

Fiona in January

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Dear Special Person

Dear Special Person Who Insists on Driving Like a Douche-y McDoucherson:

I understand that there are many important things in your life that may distract you from operating your vehicle. Your need to text, drink coffee, apply lip gloss and blow your nose simultaneously while navigating the Baltimore streets driving with your elbows definitely top the list of course.

My only request...

(it really is just a small one)

is...

WOULD YOU MIND DOING THAT IN THE FREAKING RIGHT LANE INSTEAD OF CRAWLING ALONG AT 30 MPH WEAVING ACROSS THE TWO LEFT LANES AND DRIVING ME OUT OF MY MIND?!?!?!?!


Sincerely,
The Person Desperately Trying to Resist Giving You The Finger While Riding Your Bumper

2 comments:

  1. road rage much?
    trust me, I am not judging. loved it.
    gina r.

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  2. Oh total road rage. It takes awhile for me to come to a full boil, but yeah it's there...something about my daily Ft. Meade to Baltimore commute...:)

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